Sock Quotes and Sayings That’ll Blow Your Socks Off

Got some extra time toe kill today? Knock your socks off or pull them up by reading the wittiest sock quotes and sayings below!

Funny Quotes about Socks

“I’ll tell you one thing you can’t do: you can’t put your shoes on, then your socks on.”
Flavor Flav


“My socks DO match. They’re the same thickness.”
Steven Wright


“Make sure that when you’re going out, you wear socks, because I’ve been seeing some people coming out with no socks and that. You know, your toes look like Cheetos. We don’t need all of that.”
Michael Dapaah


“I always steal a pair of socks on every photoshoot I do. It’s my thing.”
Matt Smith


“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard


“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
Groucho Marx


“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”
Steve Martin



General Sock Quotes

“I like colourful socks. I’m a sock man.”
George H. W. Bush


“I am a fan of bright socks. They’re bold.”
Matt Smith


“I always saw Michael Gambon wearing madly psychedelic socks, and I always thought that it is one of the few areas where men can really express colour and have a bit of a dandyish quality to their outfit.”
Daniel Radcliffe


“If I’m traveling, I’ll pack socks in my bag – really cute furry ones.”
Nicki Minaj


“I’m not very materialistic – I don’t have a whole lot of stuff. But I do always like a pair of really weird socks.”
Taylor Kinney


“I’m also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.”
Daniel Radcliffe


“My signature look is an eighties baby doll dress, combat boots with colorful socks sticking out, and then mounds of jewelry. I love silver and turquoise. I go to Montana every winter, so I hunt around for cool pieces there.”
Zoey Deutch


Famous Sayings on Socks

“What’s that?” spat Mr. Malfoy. “What did you say?” “Dobby has got a sock,” said Dobby in disbelief. “Master threw it, and Dobby caught it, and Dobby — Dobby is free.”
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


Charlie Proctor sees the sock on his (George’s) back, he gasps and shouts, “2319! We have a 2319!” The CDA agents arrive and remove the (white) sock from George’s back.
Monster’s Inc.


A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit.
George S. Patton


“I had to fight to put my socks on. That’s why I’m a great fighter. My brothers and sisters didn’t realize they were creating a monster. And then that monster made it to the Hall of Fame.”
Riddick Bowe


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